So Much Shareware 3/So Much Shareware 3 (Power User Software).ISO/disclaim.txt

Text File | 1993-07-01 | 5KB | 143 lines

Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Void where prohibited.
Knock before entering.
This program is not, nor has ever been, public domain or free software.
Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed.
Stamps not accepted.
May cause itching, sneezing or burning sensation.
May not be duplicated other than for backup purposes.
Contains scenes of graphic violence.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Drivers do not carry cash.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Rinse thoroughly.
Subject to CAB approval.
Only funds drawn on U.S. bank accepted.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Dropping may cause breakage.
Kilroy was here.
Shake well before pouring.
Keep in a dust free environment
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
See store manager for further details.
Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.
This is only a license for use, You do not own this software.
Don't drink and drive.
No deliveries after 9:00 pm.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
I am not a doctor although I play one on Tv.
All models over 18 years of age or older.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
15% restocking fee for all returns.
Must be distributed in unmodified form.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Do not incinerate.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice.
Store in a cool, dark place.
This software is copyrighted and contains trade secrets.
Standing on top rung may cause loss of balance.
Could be habit forming.
Read label before using.
Times given are approximate.
Do not hump cars.
This is a simulated picture.
Please wear protective goggles.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Contains confidental material.
Breaking seal constitutes your acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
May not be included with any other product without a license.
Large doses may cause drowsiness.
As seen on TV.
You may on rent, lease or sublicense.
One size might not fit all.
Action figures not included.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
Slippery when wet.
For official use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Not affiliated with World Vision Charities.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Results may vary depending on use.
Upon termination of this license all copies must be destroyed.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
List was current at time of printing.
No passing lane.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages.
Not responsible for damage resulting from defect, error, or failure to perform.
Not responsible.
At participating locations only.
You must obtain written permission before distributing.
Not the Beatles.
Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Falling rock.
Penalty for private use, $300.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your canceled check is your receipt.
Add toner.
We may terminate this agreement by giving 30 days notice.
Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
No charge or payment may be levied or accepted.
We're all bozos on this bus.
Read the documentation.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Signature does not constitute admittance of guilt.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Users are granted a limited license for evaluation.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Please use crosswalks.
This is not legal tender.
Parents must control their children at all times.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
Viewer discretion advised.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product are for identification only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
25 city, 35 highway. Your mileage may vary.
Treat this software like a book.